God's Drunkest Driver

Mountain Artist & Spiritual Wayfarer

Welcome to the digital cabin of God's Drunkest Driver, where the whiskey flows like mountain streams and the art burns brighter than a backwoods bonfire. This is where creativity meets intoxication at 10,000 feet.

Here's how you make a link in these parts: Neocities. We keep it simple up here in the hills.

When you're three sheets to the wind, you can still make bold statements and italicized confessions.

Behold my latest masterpiece (or at least what I remember making):

The Mountain Manifesto

• First rule: Always paint with a drink in hand
• Second rule: If you fall down, make it part of the performance
• Third rule: The higher the altitude, the stronger the inspiration

Current Projects

Working on a series called "Horizon Lines Seen Through Bottom of Glass" - mixed media with real whiskey stains.

Exhibitions

Next show: "Drunk on Nature" at the High Altitude Saloon Gallery, opening whenever I sober up enough to hang the paintings.

To learn more about my creative process (or lack thereof), or just shout into the void, follow those links.